Facebook Stupidity

Who are those people on the side that say I should subscribe to them? Why the word "subscribe?" It makes me feel like I'm about to buy a playboy or something.

....Oh, Facebook. You never cease to make me shake my head in disapproval.

Idiocy

No, you're not fat. No, you're not ugly. Yes, you're a good friend. Sure, sigh dramatically, because I couldn't tell you were depressed. Oh, and I definitally WASN'T trying to ignore you.

Attention seekers... grumble grumble.

FACEBOOK UTTER STUPIDITY

For the love! STOP doing those stupid freaking friendship things! Do you really need some app to tell you who your friends are? Is society THAT far gone?! What happened to a sincere hug and a balloon on your birthday? What happened to talking for hours about nothing and laughing at everything? WHERE did our world go?! If I show up on one more of those freaking things I'm going to post who my top ten WIERDEST friends are. Guess who's going to be on there? Whoever is stupid enough to mess with me when I'm this worked up.

Actually, scratch that. I'm just going to deck them in the face.